I am my soulmate

I am my soulmate

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When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

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lameust:

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via timewilltell-italwaysdoes)

northmiamigoon:

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

GO OFF

(Source: vinebox, via victimofyourpelvicsorcery)

rj4gui4r:

Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

Neil DeGrasse Tyson throwing some of the most incredible shade I’ve ever seen.

(Source: child-of-thecosmos, via idrathermakemistakes-thannothing)

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

(Source: poisonightshade, via captain-isabelle)

supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet

(via standingthere)

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

(Source: netlfix, via guy)